fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass
just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves and then die
John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)
do u ever have an amazing gif but no use for it, well here i am
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying
me after reading The Fault In Our Stars
It’s called their green
can she just get an award or something
I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.
So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
Best video in the world
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office
My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.